im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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when people are talking to me 98% of the time
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WHY DOES THIS HAVE 4000 NOTES WH A T HE FUCK??/
Im LAUGHING WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A POPULAR MAIN POST IT GETS SCREENSHOT WITH MY OLD URLtHIS IS THE BEST
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
I think about this a lot
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet


